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Women laughing at smalldicks
|By Linn B.|
Does your wife think your little dick is a joke? She just might! While you’re busy trying to keep your cock all the way in her pussy, she’s doing her best not to break out laughing!
Small cocks are funny! They really are! Especially to a wife or girlfriend that’s used to something bigger.
It’s highly unlikely that you are her only sex partner – before you met her, and quite possibly now. So she has the experience to know the "average size" penis you said you had really meant average for a guy with a very little dick!
Of course you bring home your paycheck so she’s not going to leave just on account of your little weiner. But be prepared for some leftover cum in her panties when she gets home from work, or dried semen stuck in her hair.
Next time she has friends over try to listen in on their conversation. Sooner or later they get around to penis size – who’s big, who’s so-so, and who’s so small it should come with a magnifying glass!
But take heart: she and her gal-pals may get a chuckle at the reduced size of your manhood, at least some of her friends might be curious what it’s like to fuck a guy with a thin pee pee. You might be surprised they may ask your wife to borrow your little noodle for a night, "just to see what it feels like!"
A man’s biggest fear is not that a woman will not enjoy sex because his penis is too small – it is that she will take one look, laugh her head off and humiliate him. It is the fear of being exposed as a smalldicked man that terrifies men. They know that a small penis equals an unmasculine man. For real men who worry about it, it will be the opposite; the women will be happy, excited and satisfied by their penises but for some - the smalldicks - the laughs will always be present.
|Posts & comments:|
|I am a 26 year old male who has a problem with my sex life. Well before that I started I having sex, I thought that I had a big dick, that all changed when I started having sex, and my ex-loves all told me how small I was. Everytime that I have sex with a woman, My dick falls out, and it feels too loose. I get embarrassed when the condom always falls off because my dick is too small and thin. Most woman tell me that they are afraid to be rough because they said they might hurt my small dick. A few of my ex-lovers laughed at my when they measured my dick, when it was all the way hard. Some girls told me the average erect penis size, and I fall short of that. My last gilrfriend measured me and I measured in about a little under 4 inches. Some women say that I have been the smallest lover for them. I feel bad when a woman stops in the middle of sex, and tells me that she can barely feel anything because I am too small, and thin. I know that say its not the size that counts, but if that were true, then why have all my ex-lovers told me to my face that my dick is so small. So now on, when I meet a woman, I tell her right away how small my dick is, but they don't beleive me until they see me with my pants down. I am about 5'8" tall, and I weigh about 150lbs, and I work out a lot to make up for my size. I have somewhat of a pretty-boy look to me, so I get approached by a lot of woman, but then I feel bad when they get to know me and they laugh at my small dick.|
Whenever women laugh at me naked, it's always because I have a tiny wiener. I guess the sight of a small penis is just funny to women.
|I think that a small penis is generally seen as comical because in this society penis size is seen as a big deal, and there consequently is a kind of bragging being done by men in general. a penis is a symbol of power. Just think of all the meanings of the word 'potent'. And the man is still seen as a figure of power in this world. That makes it somehow funny to see a man with a small penis, as a member of the 'ruling class' who's been, so to speak, cut down to size.|
|a penis is a symbol of power. Just think of all the meanings of the word 'potent'. And the man is still seen as a figure of power in this world. That makes it somehow funny to see a man with a small penis, as a member of the 'ruling class' who's been, so to speak, cut down to size. It's about the contrast.|
I am a 26 year old male who
has a problem with my sex life. Well before that I started I having sex,
I thought that I had a big dick, that all changed when I started having
sex, and my ex-loves all told me how small I was. Everytime that I have
sex with a woman, My dick falls out, and it feels too loose. I get
embarrassed when the condom always falls off because my dick is too small
and thin. Most woman tell me that they are afraid to be rough because
they said they might hurt my small dick. A few of my ex-lovers laughed at
my when they measured my dick, when it was all the way hard. Some girls
told me the average erect penis size, and I fall short of that. My last
gilrfriend measured me and I measured in about a little under 4.5 inches.
Some women say that I have been the smallest lover for them. I feel bad
when a woman stops in the middle of sex, and tells me that she can barely
feel anything because I am too small, and thin. I know that say its not
the size that counts, but if that were true, then why have all my
ex-lovers told me to my face that my dick is so small. So now on, when I
meet a woman, I tell her right away how small my dick is, but they don't
beleive me until they see me with my pants down. I am about 5'8" tall,
and I weigh about 150lbs, and I work out a lot to make up for my size. I
have somewhat of a pretty-boy look to me, so I get approached by a
i have a very small penis. a few years ago i had a girlfriend, and she was very pretty. After a few weeks of holding hands and kissing, the time was to having sex...but i was a virgin, cause im ashamed for my tiny dick. once she saw my penis, she was shocked and tried not to laught, but she couldnt hold r laugh. that was embarrassing..but anyway, I still wanna have sex with her ofcourse...so she grabbed my penis, i think she was planning to suck it....and when I was thinking of having a bj for the first time, I came emmediately!!! that was my most embarrasing moment in my life. No I am still a virgin cause i dont dare to step up to women anymore.
|why do girls think small penises are funny ? . a few weeks ago my girlfriend pulled my bathing suit down on a crowded beach. all her friends and a lot of girls sitting near by went hysterical . a lot of them then made that small penis gesture with their fingers , you know two fingers like half an inch apart . some held out their pinkies. I was humiliated. mine is only about 1 1/2 inches when guys with small ones can't help it . we. have no choice and there's nothing we can do about it|
I am 20 years old and I am concerned about my small penis. It is almost 4 inches long fully erect, but only 2.5 inches in circumference. All my friends say I have a pencil dick. Girls often laugh at my fully erect penis and say "Is that all you've got?" or "Where is it? I can't feel it."
My penis is only 3.50″ with a real good boner & when soft only the head
shows. In fact, sometimes, I can hardly find it. I’ve head sex with women
but find it difficult to get an erection & maintain it. Many times I’ve
slipped right out of a woman’s vagina when laying them. I don’t shoot very
much semen, only a bunch of squirt drops. I have the same trouble at
urinals so i use stalls if any are available. I can barely get it past my
zipper to urinate. What It hate is that it doesn’t go up like it’s
supposed to do. I really got shortchanged there. One girl said to me that
I have a little “knob” & another girl called me a little “waterspout” like
that on the side of a house. One girl said to me after we first got
undressed, “Who you going to scare with that little thing?” “Your balls
are like tiny cumquats” I’ve seen 8 year old boys with larger penises than
myself. I’m 35. If I don’t trim the hair from around it it’s hard to even
see that I’m a male. On girl said that it would be real easy to make me
into a woman considering how small my penis & balls are. She said that i
was lucky that I’m circumsized. Otherwise, the excess skin would
completely engulf such a small sex organ.
Why did this girl screech at the size of my penis?
Why did this girl laugh at the size of my penis? I was all exciting this past weekend because I was going to have sex with my new girlfriend for the first time. Anyway, we got undressed and when she saw me naked she pointed at my penis and laughed. She quickly caught herself and said she was sorry but it really, really bothered me. I asked her what was the matter and after some proding she said I had a small penis. I felt like beating the hell out her but I got dressed and left and have not called her back (she now has left 6 messages on my cell saying she is sorry). But, now, I am wondering if I really have a problem. I think my penis is about 5 inches when erect and may 4 inches or so soft. I guess I knew I was not huge but I thought at least no girl would laugh at me. Why did she do that?
|i have a 4 and a half inch dick fully erect. my ex girlfriend always used to make fun of it. we were together for a year and we broke up i saw her alittle while ago and she told me she had something funny to tell me. i didnt think anything of it until she said that the guys shes with now popped her cherry the first time they had sex she laughed and said she tried to tell me i was small we had sex for an entire year and was so small i couldnt reach so i never popped her cherry.|
|my husband has a small penis 3″ erect,i must say that the first time we had sex i got no pleasure from it as my previous boyfriend had 7″ and my lovers before all had around same size i think the problem with my husbands is that its very thin,but he has learned to please me in lots of other ways sometimes i fit him with a extention sheave giving him 8″,like others here he enjoys me humiliating him i used to find this strange me laughing and telling him his penis is useless but now this is part of our sex life and i get a kick out of it to.|
|Relax … most girls don’t laugh, at least not right then, when she’s with you. She’s far more likely to hold it in, and then howl up a storm with her girlfriends after your date is over. She’ll tell them she felt sorry for you, this guy with a puny cock.|
im 15 and my penis is 7 inches long and 6 inches around lmao at all u small dick freaks lol you will never get any pussy. im not huge but the 3 girls ive had sex with love it. my first time was with this wife who was 30 i fucked her right in front of her husband she laughed at him and i called him a bitch because he had a 2 inch cock
i been laughed at on and off since i
was like 12yr old. im 2.5inchs soft and 5inchs hard.hell 2 days ago i got
drunk with this girl.well at her place we made out she stripped me down to
my underwear.then she hancuffed my hands to bed post.she pulled my
underwear off and saw my softy and burst into laughter.and said oh my god
its a baby dick.its so small it points straight up.i said it gets
bigger.she left and came back with her little sister and 6 other girls.i
am 28 the girl was 20sister is 13.they alll laughed and teased me.her lil
sister said she see boys in her 7th grade class way bigger.one girl said
he probably strokes it with 2 fingers and the girl i was with mockingly
stroked it with 2 finger then one girl put it in her mouth i came
instantly they lauughed more.then i got shrinkage they called me button
boy and baby dick
I am 30 years. I hv a very small dick (2"only when
it erect) .my wife told me you are nt a sex materiyal,i want to knoe that
is this right.my wife is so sexy she wants sex everyday.
one day she came with two boys and told me they are her ex lovers, in front of me they both fucked her pussy &ass .both had 6"-7" long dick they were laughing on my dick.one was playing with my dick and ass my wife told them fucked his ass coz he is not real man.both fucked my ass bt really i feel good now my dick not erect.
|All small cocked men like me should be laughed at by all woman because we are worthless.|
|a willing servant looking for his first mistress..|
i learned that my dick was too small
from the age of 9. All my friends started growing bigger cocks as they got
older and i stayed at two inches rock hard. All my friends made fun of me
and it spread around to everyone that i was small in size. It became
apparent that this made me also submissive to them. So i started serving
the boys in the neighborhood with my mouth and tongue. Some took advantage
of my ass. Guys of all ages would use me as I got older in high school.
Girl friends of the guys would want to see me naked and they made me strip
for them. Girls would take me to the park, have me hide behind bushes and
tell me to strip. They told me to hand over my clothes and play with
myself. They wanted to see me cum and pee. Then sometimes they would not
give me my clothes back and rather watch me walk around the park naked,
laughing behind me. They would say no one could see me exposed since there
was nothing showing.
When i got to the Navy i was again impressed by the real men and they made sure i knew my place. I was very busy out at sea for these big cocked men. Before I left for the Navy my friends took me to a prostitute to get my first lay. THe girl saw me and tried a little but gave up. She took the money but i never came and when i walked out of the room the main room was full of laughing girls. My very first woman gave me her pussy I was 28 and i kept slipping out. She put me on the floor and pounded on me until she came. I had shot my load as soon as i saw her naked. We ended up married but we do not have sex together. She keeps me in denial and i make her reach orgasm orally. She does meet other friends for real time sex and she tells me about them.
So that is my life with a small dick, very useless and only hard when being humiliated and embarrassed. She told all her girlfriends and my sisters how small i am and a quick draw.
i raise our children as my own but we both know i could not be the father.
No long story here - married a virgin and I always
thought I was pretty large in the penis size department. After a couple
children and lots of experimenting with dildos, my wife now realizes that
I have a tiny penis. She never had been with another guy. Now she uses a
8inch long and 6.5 inch around dildo often and is happy to remind me how
pathetic my little cock is and how she can't even feel it in her. I use to
be hurt about this, but now it turns me on knowing her pussy craves bigger
cock. She is to good a woman to be with another man, but her large pussy
combined with my
Smallish cock is not a recipe for satisfaction.
I love all of the honesty. I also
have a small penis.its good to know I'm not the only one. Iv been with a
lot of girls and only a few have told me I had a little we we, but I'm not
stupid 5in. Is definitely well under average.
I'v been married for 2 years now. I'm a good looking 33year old man who happens to have a small penis. My wife and i are very happy, but every once in a while she will make a coment on my penis, usually when she's been drinking. I have over heard her and friends descusing my little wee wee and that she would love to hook up with a guy who has a big penis. I want her to be completly happy so I was thinking maybe I should tell het it would be ok as long as its strictly sex. Please comment ?
|Us littledick bois should get on our knees daily and thank the heavens that some Goddesses find smalldicks funny. It gives us weenie boys a role in life, to keep those Goddesses constantly amused|
|So I told my wife she could have sex with other men if she wanted to and she told me "thanks for the ok but I have been for the passed 3months" she then asked if I was mad. I said no I just wish u didn't hide it. She then told me its just sex with other men and that she loves me. Then she tells me that she had a threesome with two of my best friends and wants to do it again. Think I created a monster. But it really turned me on when she told me.|
|i was a virgin until i was 31. i got a good job as a doctor and eventually pulled a really hot nurse. we dated a couple of times but when we went back to her place and got naked she giggled and pointed at my 5 inch dick and asked if it was definitiely hard. She must have felt sorry for me as she apologised and agreed to give sex a try. Unfortunately i kept on popping out in the missionary positon so we tried it doggy. this was just as bad and eventually she had to ride me just to get herself off. She later admitted i was by far the smallest she had been with and that she could barely feel me inside her. Suffice to say i haven't had sex again since|
|Yes I'm living the life of a 40 year old virgin . I always had problems with premature ejaculation and my penis is only right at 3.8" long and only 3" girth I was laughed at my entire life, first by my brothers who had fairly big cocks . I work out and am not bad looking so I would get as far as picking a woman up but when I was naked often they would laugh or call it a little boys dick. Because of my PE problems I often would come while we were making out, usually in my underwear, or if I was naked , all over their sheets. Or I immediately came as soon as my partner touched my dick or tried to put on a condom . If a condom was on it was all baggy, revealing my teenie weenie for what it is. During my whole life I would say I have gotten as far as being inside a woman's vagina for a total of two minutes in 40 years. This consisted of no more than one or two strokes each on maybe 4 occasions before I shot off. This brought further laughter and shame-faced humiliation for me . I was seldom given a second chance, and if I was a blew it - literally often blew it right into my underpants before even getting naked-again.Last week I turned 40. After a life time of humiliation I am now out of work and sleeping on a virginal single bed in Mom's basement . I am giving up and reconciling myself to a celibate , nun-like sexless existance and resolving to just masturbate and fantasize about what could have been had I not been cursed with a little boy's dick.|
|forty year old virgin|
After cuckolding me with one of her ex-boyfriends,
she told me that she felt we had a girlfriend/girlfriend relationship.
She started me on female hormones and I love it. Now I am a bit calmer and we love to hang out as girlfriends. Life is so much easier when you stop pretending to be the man, you clearly aren't born to be.
|hi i also think am a small man at only 5.5 inches but never had a girl laugh at it :D i dont mind it i like it and i know it is so anyone or every girl out there go ahead :)|
|My first boyfriend in highschool had a little dick. I loved cheating on stuart whenever he wasnt looking. Sometimes I would suck my lovers dick before stuart would take me out on a date. Well, its been ten years and we hooked back up, i was thinking he wouldve filled in by now because hes like 27, but he is the same baby dick bitch he was in highschool lmao hahahaha|
My first girlfriend and I were
dating for over 3 years, both virgins. Or so i thought. We had been
talking about getting serious, and planned accordingly.
Of course planning never works out, especially when I have a 3.5 inch dick when im erected,and knowing about it. Who would be foolish to show it? It doesnt matter really. One night, things heated up quickly. I couldnt help myself anymore. Not with her tits being so perfect, b cups. Perky, waiting to fall out of her shirt. He panties so moist and freshly messed from our constant making out and touchy touchy. I assumed she figured i was hard yet when she was taking off my pants. I didnt care for my size at that moment as i was so horny. I swiftly made my way down on her. I left her bra and panties on since it was even sexier. Freshly shaven. Girls do that even if they're virgins. In some cases, a lot. She tasted so great. She got so wet, and it was running down my chin. She didnt feel as tight as I thought virgins would feel. Pulling me up to grab my dick, she played with herself. I thought she was doing it too much for a virgin. I still didnt care. When i finally shoved my dick inside her, i barely felt anything.. She stopped briefly, and shoved me off only to see my small dick. It was back enough i left her panties on, i didnt need something else keeping most of my dick out of her. She grabbed it, to feel, just how small i was and she snorted. What made it worse was I came. Let's top it off with it was only two small squirts of cum.. No, it actually got worse.. She was lost in her own amusment she ended up mentioning her last being 6.8-7 inches. Not only did she lie about being a virgin when we first got together but she made a fool of me... feels good to get this out, you know?.
A small dick -
A big laugh