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Peeing with a small penis

 
     
 

For a real man, nothing can be more natural or easy than to pee. He simply opens the zipper and lets his penis out. He might need to hold his penis with one hand, adjusting the angle of the ray of pee but that is no problem because his penis is big and steady enough to hold easily and the pee will shoot exacly where he aims, far away from his body. In seconds he has finished peeing, nothing could be easier for him.

 
     
 

 
     
 

What is so easy for a man, can be a difficult, scaring and even impossible thing for a smalldick. Taking out the penis from the pants is a problem - there is simply not much to take out.

 
     
 

 
     
 

 

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Trying to hold the penis is a problem too. The tiny, soft little thing is difficult to hold steadily, it might slip off his fingers and the pee might spray in any unexpected direction.

As long as the bladder is still full, the pressure can still be high enough to shoot the pee forward enough. But when the pressure decreases after a while, the pee no longer shoots away from his body. It now changes the angle, going down, almost vertically. And since the penis is so short, right under it are the pants and his shoes.

 
     
 

The laws of physics are against him, the pee is guaranteed to come on his pants and shoes if he tries to pee like real men - standing. He simply needs to sit down like a woman every time he needs to pee, to be sure he does not pee on himself, smelling pee for the rest of the day until he can change clothes and have a shower.

 
     
 

The worst situations are when he needs to pee and there is no toilet seat where he can sit down to pee safely. While men can pee out in the nature, easily, quickly and safely, the smalldick knows he will be wet and smelling pee if he has to pee like that. Men's rooms with only urinals are even worse, when other men might stand beside him and watch him struggle and make a mess of himself.

 
     
 

 
     
 

No smalldick who tried to pee like a man - and nobody who saw or smelled him afterwards - will ever think that penis size does not matter.

 
     
 

 
     
 
 

 

Small Penis Handicaps...Peeing with a Tiny Dick

There are a lot of problems that come with having a really small penis. Obviously, it is difficult, if not impossible, to please a woman with a dick as small as mine. Another problem is finding condoms small enough to stay on my little penis. And there is the humiliation you feel when showering in a locker room and you're the smallest dick there. But there is another problem that all little-dicked guys have to deal with on a daily basis.....it's hard to pee with a small penis.

My Mistress has decided that I should pee sitting down from now on. It makes sense really, since men stand to pee, men have dicks, and my penis is closer to a clit than a dick. Every time I sit down to pee it reminds me of how pathetic my clit-dick is.

Standing to pee when your as small as I am is difficult. I'm only an inch or so long when soft, so I have to make sure I pull my little nub out as far as possible when I piss. I also have to make sure that the open fly of my pants is pushed back and away. I can't casually whip it out and go like most men. I have to make a conscious effort to get my pants out of the way.

Even if I get my baby-dick past my pants, I have to make sure I hit the toilet. I have to remember to get as close to the toilet as possible, and lean forward. Otherwise I dribble in the front of the rim or on the floor. I hate making a mess in my bathroom at home. And if I'm not careful, that's what happens. I doubt men with normal sized dicks have to clean the floor after every time they pee.

Another problem is public restrooms. I hate them. My dick is so small that I am embarrassed to pee in public urinals. I know most guys aren't looking, but I still get too nervous to go. It makes trips to the bathroom in crowded public places like bars, stadiums, and airports very difficult. I always think everyone who sees me go into a stall thinks I'm some kind of wimp that is scared to pee in public, which I am.

When I do manage to pee standing up without making a mess of my pants or the floor, I always get a little pee on my fingers. I don't have much of a dick to shake when I'm done, and it is so short that my fingers are really close to the end, so they always get some pee on them. I'm always amazed at the guys that don't wash their hands after pissing. It's really gross, but I assume there dicks are big enough that they can hold them at the base and still be far away from the pee stream.

So peeing sitting down is a better option, but it is still not perfect. You would think with a clit-dick I would be able to pee like a girl, but there is a problem. My flaccid penis is so short that it points instead of hangs. So I have to remember to push it down when I sit on the toilet. Otherwise the pee goes straight forward from my little acorn of a soft wiener, and can go over the front rim of the toilet. This makes a huge mess and is way worse than dribbling on the floor. It splashes all over the back of my legs and the pants I am wearing, and runs down the front of the toilet bowl too. I can clean up the toilet bowl, but getting the back of my pant legs covered in piss can only be fixed by doing laundry. And it looks odd to change your pants in the middle of the day for no reason. Imagine trying to explain that since you have a tiny penis, you have to sit to pee, but even that doesn't always work and you pissed all over yourself. It's humiliating.

This happened to me the other day, but luckily I was still wearing my PJ's so I didn't have to change pants in the middle of the day. The worst was when it happened on the first day of a long weekend trip, and I ruined one of the two pairs of pants I had packed.

So as you can see, having a tiny penis is a real handicap. It's more than the just the humiliation of being an inadequate sexual partner. It makes simple things like taking a leak very difficult. My penis is very pathetic and doesn't even function like a normal penis does.

 
 
 

I have a problem, because of my small penis, when I stand up to pee, I often wet my trousers as my penis is too small to reach over my fly of my trousers. This is very embarassing for me as it often happens at work

My tiny micro penis is an innie when soft; so i can't use a urinal. If I try I wet all over my pants; because I can't get the little guy out past my zipper. I always use a stall and hopefully it has a door. I pee standing ,but I have to pull my pants all the way down. I then straddle the toliet because I can't aim and actually pee straight down.

 
 
 

Whenever I'm asked to give a urine sample; I have a real problem; because of the size of my penis. When my penis is flaccid it's completely hidden inside my body. I have trouble washing the glans ; because I have to pull it out. I can't hold the cup and pull my penis out of my body at the same time. So I end up peeing on my balls before the pee reaches the cup.

 
 

 

     
 

Comments

 
     
     
  It's humiliating having to peel back my foreskin and only my small soft pink nub head is visible against my body. Then I use my fingers in an upside down peace sign to hold back the skin while i pee. that is why i prefer to squat over a toilet so anything that dribbles out falls into the toilet instead of all over my legs and balls.  
  Lee (sensasian00)  
     
     
 

these comments exactly explain my trouble. Could one put a tube up the euretha or he a condom with a tube?

 
  Willy  
     
 

 

 
  Having a baby cock, I can comment exatly. Small cocks like us should always sit down to pee, it suits our place in life and stops wetting our clothes. But, personal view here, when I pee at the urinal, and a real man stands next to me I just want to hols that real cock, so I remove my temptation  
  Microboy  
     
     
  yep I can relate to all of this. I always pee on the floor and on my pants and feet, it sucks. Not to mention the trouble we face standing next to someone at a urinal. Got plenty of embarassing stories there. But simpily the mess of trying to pee with such a little pistol just feels so pathetic. Sitting down I have to lean a little forward and push the head of my penis down or else i would shoot strait out.  
  joekicks  
     
     
  with a dinkydick which at best is 1.5" flaccid . yes it is the worst small dick problem.After all you can give up trying to please a woman- at 3.25" hard, it isn't happening -but a man , or a small dicked boy in my case , still has to piss .Worse in my job we're provided with uniforms with khaki pants. We're provided with 5 pairs but I've stolen a few from the supplier so I can have spares which I use most weeks and have to carry spare underpants too like a diapered kid. I'm often on the road at work and when I stop to urinate there isn't time to wait sometimes for a stall so I head for a urinal. The uniform pants are rather full and blousily cut and many times I wind up with briefs and pants soaking wet in the crotch.Also I tend to leak a good while after pissing. So I'll be there with paper towels dabbing at my wet pants or turning on one of those hand dryers and directing it toward my crotch.Then some guy shows up to pee while I'm doing this and I get the wierdest stares.Or , a month ago I'm peeing at the urinal and some guy comes in while I' m leaning over the urinal trying not to wet myself. So I'm startled , straighten myself up so I don't look insane . The urine flys all over- the floor , my shoes, my briefs. my pants. The guy is zipping up' looks at the pee stain rapidly covering the front of my pants and running down the legs and says "you need to improve your aim, little guy". All part of God"s fabulous plan I suppose.

I use the backward facing toilet trick myself but the problem I have is that since I'm straddling the toilet my pants will get soiled from the dirty toilet or the floor. Or I get back to my workplace, my pants are already wet from my last botched piss stop on the road so I try to hold a clipboard in front so some coworker doesn't see my wet crotch. I've had some asshole coworker make some comment innocent or otherwise like "have a little accident hahha?" Of course guys with normal size dicks can't imagine this kind of problem. I'll say something about spilling my coffee.Then I head for the locker room and often have to strip off pants and underpants if I have spares in my locker and hope nobody walks in to wonder why I.m doing this in the middle of the day. And just like at the gym I hope nobody sees my little boy dick though of course that happens too.

 
  peanutpecker  
     
     
  Indeed, I gave up on women, but as peanutpecker said, even little boys need to pee. I haven't stood up in years, as I never grew to have an actual penis; my clit is at best, 1.5" flaccid. When I tried to stand long ago, I only ended up making a mess, and I've never used a urinal, I always stood in a stall to hide myself. Ultimately, I stopped trying to stand like a man and decided to simply sit like a girl, something I'm closer to being.  
  Little Lindsey  
     
     
  I never knew it was small until my wife and i exposed our self on the internet. She was liked and i was laugh at...It is true in toilet others know i have a small dick as you don’t hold it the same as others and shaking it really give it away. I love to pee in men’s urinals and even when men are beside me looking. All that is seen is the foreskin poking out and a small flow of pee. I do prefer to sit and pee like a woman as it is the only way. Even that you have to be careful as many times my tiny dick pees under the seat and down the porcelain wetting my trousers and undies leaving a wet mark. I am certain that my small dick if just seen in my so called bulge in my trousers. Again it is clear it is small. Even my small breasts have been noticed and my brother I saw at a do commented that he could see my breasts…Fem I am  
  Fem_male11  
     
     
  It is easiest for me to pee with my little guy at the gym, standing naked at a urinal. I don't even need to hold my dick; it points straight out and I just pee into the urinal because it is already "aimed"! (Peeing into a toilet requires me to point it down, which is more difficult.)  
  DavidJohns  
     
     
  I am 30 and I'm still a virgin . The reason is my ridiculous widdle peepee - it's only an inch long and as thin as my own thin little finger . Hard it's a little longer than three inches, one inch wide and a little over three inches girth . The few times -three- I got the courage to go as far as expose it to a woman I was laughed out of the bedroom . If I try to pee even if I sit - its just too much a baby peepee to risk exposure at a urinal and when I try I usually pee all over the floor and my underwear - I still usually end up wet as a baby and it leaks too after pissing . So I've started wearing adult diapers . Great life - boyclit too short and thin to please any GF , and stuck in diapers because my infantile penis , like being perpetually a three year old- about the age the owner of a pitiful widdle peepee like mine should be . Life stinks for a guy with a teeny widdle weewee like mine .  
  widdleone  
     
     
  The first thing I wondered the first time a saw an underdeveloped penis is how could you please a women with it? The second thing I wondered is how do you pee if that’s as far as your pathetic excuse for a penis can protrude from your body? Well it looks like guys with baby penises can’t do either of these things after all. You little boys are pathetic.
 
You should never call you’re selves men. Real men don’t have these problems. Real men do not wet them selves like little boys do. The measure of a man is in the size of his penis. If you’re penis isn’t even big enough to pee properly, then you not a man at all.
 
The humiliation you get in the restroom is what you deserve. You don’t deserve the convenience of peeing with ease that real men do, because of your small penis. Every time you use the restroom and have to sit to pee lick a girl you will be reminded of your place in life. The measure of a man is in the size of his penis. You don’t even have a penis. You have a clit. I don’t think little boys have this problem. Even a grade school boy is man enough to pee properly. You are not even a boy. You are a girl. You should be using the ladies restroom since you will be peeing like girls, but even girls don’t make a mess when they sit down to pee. So what does that make you?
 
When you use the restroom and you have to sit and pee like a girl remember that this is why real men with bigger penises deserves to be admired by you. They deserve to be respected by you. They deserve to have their bigger penises worshiped by you. You’re bathroom problems are proof that you are inferior to men with bigger penises.
 
  AngelicInnocence  
     
     
  Well Sir - and if your penis is over 4 " long I would have to call you Sir - I am clearly your inferior .I am totally aware of what a pathetic infant -dicked , virginal , diapered 30 -year - old loser I am . My 3 " x 3 " teeny- weenie would embarrass a ten - year old kid . And no , I would never call myself a man . Since I only possess a boy 's dick . Every time I have to squat to pee or put on diapers my inferior male status in reinforced . I deserve it , to hang around a public urinal and compare how much more of a penis they have have compared with my widdle peepee . Probably I will never experience a night of wild vaginal sex , how it feels to fill a woman up with my mantool , because I am not a real man and I only have a diapered clitdick . If you can 't even pee like a man you sure aren't going to fuck like a man .  
  widdleone  
     
     
  i can't believe that men with large penis's can be this cruel.  
  Barbarella  
     
     
  I have worse problem. My penis started shrinking when I was 18. It is now so small I piss down my balls and wet myself. I am a man but not a whole one. I feel like Im turning into a woman. I tried stretch and vac enlargers under medical supervision. It is slow and un plesant. The results of 6-9 months were lost in a matter of weeks. I cant afford surgery and its so small now I piss down my balls and wet myself badly. Its so small now that enlargers/streatch devices cant be used anymore. I dont want a massive dong just a Joe average normal one. Cant anyone help us.  
  Sam  
     
     
  Because my babypeepee is a skinny little inchworm when flaccid ( but it grows to a whopping 3 " when angry ) I have all these same little guy issues involving urination . I wind up with wet balls , wet bush , and wet briefs . I find it helpful , if logistically possible , to carry the cut off end of a plastic funnel and pee thru that , but you don't want to be seen at a urinal with that . When I have "my" youngest son ( actually the mixed - race product of the wife and one of her black bulls ) with me I'll carry the funnel , spare briefs , and some talcum powder as much for my diaper rash as the kid's with me in his diaper bag . Also I'll pee all over the floor and my shoes without the funnel . Yes penis size matters at least as far as being so small my wife hasn't let me f**k her in years because I 'm too little to please her or to even piss like a normal guy . It sucks having a little boy peepee .  
  Kenny Mc Kuckd  
     
     
  Hey that's my picture! http://fatandtiny.blogspot.com/2011/01/this-is-why-its-hard-to-pee-with-tiny.html
 
And my blog!
http://fatandtiny.blogspot.com/2011/01/small-penis-handicapspeeing-with-tiny.html
 
  TP the Tiny Prick  
     
 

FAT & tiny

 
     
     
  I have to sit down to pee and that is the truth. If i don’t I have to push my pelvic area out and when i shake my penis it sometimes dribbles onto me. Even when I sit must be very careful as my tiny penis most of the times points directly to the top of the seat. Once it went unnoticed and my jeans were socked. It has even gone between the seat and porcelain and onto the floor and that has been an embarrassment. I have posted a pick on this site and you would understand if you saw it. Soft it is 2.5 inch…tight balls and the shank stiff…. I also keep it smooth as this helps also  
  Neil  
     
     
  When I was growing up I had to sit peeing down as a punishment for being "inconsiderate" to my mom and sisters if I forgot to lift the seat or lower it after. I had to leave the door open so I couldn't "cheat". Also after the punishment my father would have "remedial peeing class" where i had to watch him go so I'd know how a real man goes.  
  turtleboy  
     
     
  I a tube that you could insert the head of your dick in and pee through would help. Like an extension guide type thing. Sometime when I sit the pee splashes off of my sack and sprays between the bowl and seat and gets all over my clothes and floor.  
  fattookit  
     
     
  I can relate as a little 3" incher it is best for me to sit and pee.... but sometimes i like to go to the urinal and see the real mens dic....so sneaky of me  
  pinkie3  
     
     
  I am not cut which makes it worse my
Master has asked me to please out maxi pads
I'm my underwear cause I dribble after
 
  Chad  
     
     
  I HAVE HEARD ABOUT A SHIELD THE CAN BE INSTALLED UNDER THE TOILET SEAT THAT STOPS THE URINE FROM FLOWING OVER THE FRONT OF THE BOWL. I HAVE LOOKED AT ANY WEDSITE I COULD FIND AND I AM NOT ABLE TO FIND AVAILABILITY OF THIS SHIELD FOR MALES WITH SIT DOWN PEEING PROBLEMS.
THE ONLY ONE I FOUND WAS FROM AN "INVENTOR" THAT ONLY WANTS TO FIND SOMEONE TO MARKET THE PRODUCT AND NOT SELL IT ON HIS OWN. HE PROBABLY HAS AND 8" DICK. IN DESPEPATION, I FOUND A SHALLOW PLASTIC DISH ABOUT 10 DIA. WITH A FLAT BOTTOM. I CUT A CRESCENT MOON SHAPE OUT OF THE BOTTOM AND BEING CAREFUL I GLUED IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THE TOILET SEAT UPSIDE DOWN. IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE IT BELONGS THERE BUT OF COURSE IT IS HANDMADE. MY WIFE UNDERSTOOD THE PROBLEM SO DID NOT OBJECT TO INSTALLING THEM ON BOTH TOILETS IN OUR HOSE. WE HAVE ELONGATED BOWLS ALSO. THIS ALLOWS FOR A LITTLE WIGGLE ROOM AND DISTANCE THAT THE URINE STREAM CAN TRAVEL BEFORE BEING DIVERTED DOWNWARD INTO THE BOWL. THE ONE DISADVANTAGE THAT STILL EXISTS IS URINE SPLASHING BACK ON MY DICK AND BALLS. BUT....... NO MORE WET UNDERWEAR OR PANTS, AND NO MORE PUDDLES ON THE FLOOR YOU MUST ALSO SLASH A LITTLE WATER ON THE DIVERTER OR WIPE IT OFF WITH TOILET PAPER.
YES, I DO HAVE TO CLEAN MYSELF UP AFTERWARD BUT A WASHCLOTH OR PAPER TOWEL WILL HELP HERE. I CARRY A COUPLE OF WETNAPS IN A SMALL ZIP LOCK IN MY POCKET AT ALL TIMES. THIS WILL WORK ALSO AND ALSO PROVIDES SOME DISINFECTING AND A REDUCTION IN SMELL. WHEN I AM IN PUBLIC TOILETS, I HAVE A SMALL SCOOP THAT I STICK DOWN IN FRONT OF MY PENIS TO DIRECT THE FLOOR DOWNWARD. THE SAME PRIVATE CLEANUP APPLIES BUT AT LEAST THE EMBARRASSMENT IS REDUCED THE WORLD IS NOT PERFECT FOR US "SHORTY'S" BUT WITH A LITTLE WORK WE CAN HELP OURSELVES. MAYBE SOMEDAY, SHORT DICKS MAY BE RECOGNIZED AS A DISABILITY AND TOILETS WILL HAVE TO MADE WITH DIVERTER'S MADE FOR THE JOB. I SINCERELY HOPE THIS WILL HELP SOMEONE. MY WIFE KNEW OF MY PROBLEM WHEN WE MARRIED 50 YEARS AGO, BUT WE WERE IN LOVBE AND STILL ARE. I DIDN'T HAVE A WHOLE OF LOT OF VAGINAL ORGASMS BUT DID FATHER 3 GIRLS. MY WIFE, HOWEVER, TAUGHT ME EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO DO TO / FOR HER TO PROVIDE HER WITH MAXIMUM SEXUAL PLEASURE AND WE STILL HAVE LOTS OF THEM. SHE DID ENLIST THE THE SERVICE OF A PROSTITUTE TO LEARN HOW TO DO A BLOW JOB ON MY TINY DICK. I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED WITH HER ABILITIES TO GET ME OFF IN NEARLY ANY PLACE AND SITUATION YOU CAN THINK OF. I ENCOURAGE ALL OF YOU WHO ARE MEMBERS OF THE "ITTY BITTY DICKY CLUB" TO GIVE THESE IDEAS A TRY. WHAT CAN YOU LOSE.
 
  Ray  
     
 

 

 
 

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